If you want to feel superior to others, become a magician.
If you can trick a room full of people into giving you money to fool them, it probably makes you feel pretty good. (You think you're better than me, David Copperfield?)
Whatever. Your name is a book title. Burn.
Anyway, we all know a magician is simply a liar in a suit.
A prestidigitator on the other, is a true wizard among mere mortals.